Put-down
After months of trying to cope, I finally had to relent and take my beloved to see the vet.
The poor thing smells funny (although that could be because she stopped eating meat a while ago), she's moody a lot of the time and she keeps moulting, leaving blonde hairs all over everything wherever she goes.
I asked the vet to do the kind thing and give her an injection to make her "sleep". He refused.
Apparently girlfriends don't count as pets.
posted by Suman @ 2:35 PM
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8 Comments:
I still would!
I think you are lucky you got approval for that one- i'd have given you some form of punishment for it...
Pancuronium / Potassium in her coffee usually helps, Oh, sorry you don't have a kettle, stick it in a large Vodka & Coke.
Then extend your patio.
hey suman, any idea where i can find the drugs song video?
I don't think there is one for the drugs song (although I may be wrong) If you search youtube you'll find loads of really crap vids that people have done.
There is a video for the London Underground Song.
Which I include a link to here:
http://www.thefridayproject.co.uk/audio/fitness/video.php
Next time you see a vet it's going to be waking up from the anaesthetic after being castrated. On second thoughts there won't be anaesthetic.
Ha! Please tell me that was your girlfriend replying....
There is a drugs song video, I've seen it before. It's mostly got pictures of the drugs, and a deformed infant on the line "and if you're up the duff then you'd best avoid thalidomide!"
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