Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Neolo gism

At the weekend, I learnt a new word I'd never heard before: Spaff

No idea what it means, but it's a great sound. Spaff. I've started using it all the time. Spaff spaff spaff. You should too...


edit: um... don't bother looking it up ...er...

5 Comments:

At September 20, 2006 12:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Neo gism relating to bodily fluids and all viscose liquids can be used as noun, pro-noun, adjective, verb and adverb. For example that's Spaff's spaff it's well spaffy 'coz he spafftacularily spaffed himself in the ear.

 
At September 20, 2006 1:56 PM, Blogger Nurse Sandra May said...

My new word is "Schlotteur" (to be said with faux german accent.

You can probably guess what it means.

"Schlotteur, schlotteur...."

 
At September 21, 2006 12:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

suman you look like the guy off the american beauty and the geek. harsh! actually he was quite hot when they made him over. maybe you should go on hotornot.com go on. its a hoot.

 
At October 06, 2006 2:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ive also discovered a word that has no meaning in any language. nigmaree

Oh...are we not sharing?

 
At October 12, 2006 5:48 PM, Blogger Jon Delaunt said...

The word to spaff, as the first commentator said, is traditionally used to mean male ejaculate. That is to say, "as Dave watched the lesbians go hard at it, he became aware that he had a desire to spaff urgently!" It can also be tramnsmuted to the past by a simple adjustment to the word "spaven". As in, "when she was done with me, I was truly spaven!" You will note the archaic use of language - it is most appropriate in this form. If one were redheaded, bald of the pubic region, fond of the Simpsons (target reference), one might say one was "glaven spaven in my raven shaven haven". If one wanted.

 

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