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Just got back from the local shops
(sorry I should've asked, did you need anything?).
Too lazy to make lunch; bought a jacket potato from the 'Tater Gallery' stall. Spudmonger asks "D'ya want butter?"
"Just a little" I reply. So he opens up one packet of butter and puts it in, opens up another one and puts that in, then he asks me "D'ya want a bit more?"
"No. How about a bit less?"
I bet he's one of those people who, when his doctor asks if he smokes, replies
"No." 3-second pause. "Not really."
When what he meant to say really was:
"Fuck yes, continuously, sometimes two or three at a time. And I get through half a dozen when I'm sleeping too."
As I left, I overheard the next guy ask for "loads of butter."
He's probably in A&E by now...
posted by Suman @ 2:19 PM
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8 Comments:
hate people like that its just like when i went kfc ok it was 10 mins till it shut but i went through drive through and went can i have a bucket meal please no sorry we have run out of chicken i replyed how the hell can u run out of chicken your kfc lol bloody kfc, keep up the good work with the songs
Glad to see British service culture is up to its usual high standards.
I can't believe its not butter.....
were they the one pound packs of butter?
Some people eh?
Was in an orthopaedic clinic yesterday, a guy in his mid thirties comes in, weighing 32 stone. Just about fit through the door (turning sideways).
He wonders why he has bad knees.
He's stunned when we suggest that he lose some weight . Our Xray machine only takes patients up to 26 stone so we couldn't even get a proper look at his knees (- neither could he by the way)
"But I don't eat much doc, just the odd fish and chips here and there..."
The odd one? I bet he owns the fish shop.
(P.S. KFC thing has happened to me too!! Idiots!!)
I went to a Pizza Hut over the August bank holiday weekend in Derby and they'd run out of cheese. Isn't cheese a rather important ingredient????
I wish I'd got them to deliver to London now, it was a bloody long way to go..........
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