Christmas Presence

I think I may have already spoilt Christmas.

The thing I enjoy most about Christmas is choosing & buying presents for everyone. Unfortunately I managed to get everyone's in under half an hour. Fun's over.

Within 5 minutes of getting to the shops, I was heading back to drop off half a dozen bags in the car.


One thing I got Sarah was this microwaveable duck:

This is Ian.

(Say hello)







Ian is gay.



And he's just like a hot water bottle, but without the water. Or being a bottle.

He's been named Ian because pretty much EVERY Ian either of us has ever met in our entire lives has been a gay. Fact.

Look at him. That is not a straight duck.


Moving on... as for my brother's present, he & I always find that there's lots of stuff we want to get for ourselves, so I'm just waiting to hear what's on his list & we'll swap.

So that just leaves Adam.

We agreed to get each other something "a bit different" for under 20 quid.
Don't wanna get him a book or a T-shirt.
I have a few ideas but nothing brilliant.

Any suggestions?