I've come across a book...
I feel bad that I've slagged off Orthopods in the past, calling them simple creatures.
So I thought I'd give you an insight into the complicated world of Orthopaedic Surgery, thanks to the brilliant book
Advanced Examination Techniques in Orthopaedics.
(My scanner's not working so I've had to take photos - you'll need to click on them to see the picture in its full glory...)
Fig 1.Examination of the elbow
(It's an extraordinary book.)
Fig 2. Flexion of the middle finger
(Written by orthopaedic surgeons)
Fig 3. Abduction of the little finger
(It's carefully tailored to the target audience)
Fig 4. Alignment of the knees
(Examination skills are presented in a way the trainee surgeon can remember)
Fig 5. Flexion of the knee
(The book is exceptionally well illustrated)
Fig 6. Normal heel position when standing on tip-toes
(Very thorough)
What an excellent concept - a textbook that you want to look at!
Which is why I had to give it back to the library - several people have already reserved it... so hard-working these orthopods...
(To see if you've learnt anything, what do you think is being assessed in these two pictures? Answer will follow later...)
15 Comments:
Evidently, one is viewing dorsal flexion from a anterior a nd posterior view.
( just happens to be in a cold room, while wearing unfortunatly tight tights!)
no idea if this makes sence, im rather drunk! sampling my own wares!
Well, the first photo is clearly to examine how easily led and suggestable she would be, and how erect her nipples are (very important).
The second one, well. Clearly, OBVIOUSLY, it is just a shameless attempt to examine her arse without being too blatant about it.
"Hmm, could you just bend over so I can't have a look at um...yes thats lovely."
it's a subtle book wouldnt you say?
Awww come on, don't you know they get examined and must do it EXACTLY like in the book!
well isn't this awesome
The guy who reviewed this on amazon said:
"The book is well illustrated (see for yourself...)"
He also describes it as compelling :p
Bis you surprise me lol, i always thought u were clean minded like me lol
manda
I am as clean-minded as you, Manda.
(That's the problem!)
Let's see you do a TKR then, smart-arse! At least orthopods actually do some work in theatre. You obviously have enough time to catch up with your reading instead.
It's just "come" to me....
Is the title to this post unintentional?
Or were you really on the classic pun run for this one?
Ugh Anon #6 UGH!!!
Oh tis the end of my innocence...
that's quite a skanky pun!!
clever though...!
I thank you.
If you were wondering - those two extra pictures at the end demonstrate a well-recognised test of rotational deformity of the arm.
If the forearm can lie horizontal in that position, the humerus has normal rotation, otherwise you can measure the degree of deformity by the acute angle formed with the horizontal.
Obvious really.
(I assume lycra & see-through clothes are optional parts of the examination)
Anonymous of March 21 9.29pm, how can that possibly seem like a clever pun? You're either 14 or seriously need to get out more.
Err Suman,
Can't this 'rational arm deformity' test be performed with the patient NOT bending over?
Post a Comment
<< Home