Thursday, July 19, 2007

G33k

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

A: To get to the same side.



I love geeky jokes - do you know any more?

posted by Suman @ 12:36 AM   8 comments

8 Comments:

At July 19, 2007 5:03 PM, Blogger Dr Joey said...

http://www.threadless.com/product/623/Haikus_are_easy_but

i thought that was hilarious but apparently it's geeky...

 
At July 19, 2007 5:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't like numbers that can't be written as fractions...
It's an irrational fear!

 
At July 19, 2007 8:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are always geeky chat up lines...

"If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes"

"I Wish I Were Your Derivative So I Could Lie Tangent To Your Curves!"

 
At July 23, 2007 12:37 PM, Blogger Jen said...

A teenage boy had a speech impediment and couldn’t pronounce the letter R, so his mother took him to a speech and language therapist. The therapist gave him a sentence to practice on, “Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.” A week later the kid went back and the therapist asked him to repeat the sentence, to which the boy replied, “Bob gave Dick a poke in the side because he didn’t cook the bunny enough.” - awful huh?

Love your personal SL(u)T

 
At July 23, 2007 10:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

a geeky favourite of mine, stolen off a t-shirt.

there are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary, and those that don't.

 
At July 31, 2007 1:13 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

How about....

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt!

Ok..I'll get me coat!

 
At August 30, 2007 6:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A mitochodrion went into a bar and asked for a beer. The barman said "That'll be 80p".

Love it.

 
At September 23, 2007 4:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A hydrogen nucleus was wandering around looking for a lost electron.

His friend walks up and says, "Are you sure its lost?"

"Positive"

 

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